Thursday, 15 February 2007

Aphrodisiacs... Revealed

For thousands of years, horny philosophers have wondered whether there exists in nature a true aphrodisiac that will arouse desire in the opposite sex. More recently, horny scientists have sought to create a chemical compound that will do the same thing, thus increasing their probability of getting a date....
How sad! Its as if everyone is coming up with pills or some kind of medication to fix something in you.. You can't perform.. you get Viagra. You can't concentrate, you get ritalin or prozac to calm you down. You can't sleep, another pill...

Are you telling me there is some kind of love potion out there?!
Thanks, but no thanks!

What is the world coming to when you see ads on TV for products that will make you "Attract the opposite sex with scientifically engeneered pheromones"

First things first... What the hell is pheromones?

According to Wikipedia...
"A pheromone is any chemical or set of chemicals produced by a living organism that transmits a message to other members of the same species."
"Some commercially-available substances are advertised using claims that the products contain human sexual pheromones and can act as an aphrodisiac. These often lack credibility due to an excessive marketing of pheromones by junk mail. Despite claims to the contrary, no defined pheromonal substance has ever been demonstrated to directly influence human behaviour in a peer reviewed, published study."

Basically what its telling you if that you create some kind of "odor" that can be sensed by someone from the opposite sex... Like some kind of sex appeal pill... I would say.. WOW..AMAZING!

Do aphrodisiacs really work? Do they really increase sexual arousal?

Throughout history, many foods, drinks (such as Mama Juana, which I have never tasted, but heard of..), wines, and behaviors have had a reputation for making sex more attainable and/or pleasurable, though from a historical and scientific standpoint, many have had their desired results simply because their users have chosen to believe they will be effective..PLACEBO EFFECT OF COURSE...which does work quite effectively...

Some aphrodisiacs appear to gain their reputation from the principles of sympathetic magic e.g. oysters, due to their shape. This also explains the trade in the phallic-looking horn of the rhino, which is endangering this animal. Other animal-based aphrodisiacs gain their reputation from the apparent virility or aggressiveness of the animal source - such as tiger penis - also endangering the species. So basically.... if it looks like some sort of genetial area.. its aphrodisiac... does that apply to bananas, cucumbers and apple pie as well?

Some well known aphros are:

Chocolate was thought to have aphrodisiac qualities by the Aztecs, so when it was first introduced to Europe it was natural that people continued to associate it with love. The reasons for this are associated with the observed affects of chocolate on human behavior... more energy.. resulting in an increase of stamina... blablabla.. you get the point... more sugar.. more hyper.. better sex?!

Also according to Wikipedia... chicken, tomatoes and potatoes are aphrodisiac as well!!!

But the granddaddy of all aphrodisiacs is SPANISH FLY..
don't know what it is? Don't worry... I didn't either until a couple of days ago...

The Spanish fly is an emerald-green beettle.... but known commercially as a clear liquid made from the dried remains of a bug known as the "blister beetle." The sales pitch on one Spanish fly web site explains that it "irritates the urogenital tract and produces an itching sensation in sensitive membranes, a feeling that allegedly increases a woman's desire for intercourse." Hummm... NO WAY AM I USING THAT!!! I don't need anything to increase my desire.. thank you very much!!

Ok ok.. so basically you have your choice of products to increase your chances of having sex with your mate...
Ok so some chocolate and strawberries would be quite yummy.. but if you want to really get some lovin'... go for some foreplay!!! Get some candles, nice music.. and it should work.. and if it doesn't.. take out the wine.. and for sure you'll get some!!!!

- NC

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